Fireworks look even better when not staring at a smartphone.
As we head into this beautiful 4th of July weekend, here are some concerns to keep in mind:
🎉 Fireworks
- Keep away from small children – they don’t mix well with explosives
- Have water nearby – fire is allergic to it
- Treat them like a gun – don’t point them at others and don’t throw them
🚓 Driving
- Thousands of people are out and about this weekend – drive safely
- Don’t mix this with the one below – Ubers are less expensive than a crash
- Don’t drive distracted – includes phones, yelling kids, air guitar solos
🍺 Drinking
- Fun fact – you can get a DUI driving a boat
- Leads to dehydration – sneak some water into your lineup
- Do not drink and drive – stop being cheap, there are TONS of ways to get home
🍔 Grilling
- If you’re grilling this weekend, please send some to our offices
- Preferably a cheeseburger, or a nice steak
- Maybe some side vegetables
- Please & thank you
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